"My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine."
- Unknown (via perfect)

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Anonymous asked:

Whats your Sexuality/Relationship status, and are you happy with your answers to those questions?

Plath's Apprentice Answer:

I’m straight but my friends like to comment that i’m 70/30 because i’m always pointing out hot girls. I’m single, always have been, always thought i wasn’t the relationship type but i think i’m changing my stance on that, i’m not actively seeking as much as i’ve just decided to stop running fearfully. 

Anonymous asked:

What are you doing right now?

Plath's Apprentice Answer:

I’m avoiding responsibilities and planning for halloween. I’m apparently having a party now!

Anonymous asked:

If you were to choose a thing.. how big and what colour would that thing be?

Plath's Apprentice Answer:

if I were to choose a what now? What sort of thing? Until i get further information imma go with teeny tiny because tiny things are adorable and purple because its the finest colour of them all.

Anonymous asked:

Hello, love ya blog, what happened too the bats tho?

Plath's Apprentice Answer:

Twas time for a change, idk about you but i’m really in love with my new theme!

finalfantasyfootball:

how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere

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welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

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mmolio:

funkocide:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

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